The new gold rush about rushing the gold out of other people’s pockets — I’m not a Certified Tech Bro™ by any means, but even I was quite sure that hacking a multi-billion-dollar AI chatbot like ChatGPT had to take no less than inviting a Rami Malek-looking IT guy in a hoodie to a play date that involved waterboarding Sam Altman for some admin…

Why marriage plummeted in popularity right after feminists ‘fixed it’ — Young people aren’t marrying anymore You’d think all these twenty-somethings with Tinder swipe fatigue would be tired of being the big spoon to a pillow every night, but no — the popularity of marriage is on such deep a nosedive I might as well come forth to confirm the bad news. All the good ones…

And it will be for the worse — So YouTube has recently put on the clown makeup and done something stupid The World Wide Web’s most extensive repository of vlogger apology videos has been caught A/B testing what could become the cringiest feature to ever disgrace the surface of the Internet: an ad blocker ban.

The ugly side effects of being extremely attractive — For diabetics, “Ozempic” is just the name of the drug they would need to take unless they wanna get a shout-out from the obituary section of their local newspaper. But for celebs, TikTokers, and anyone looking for a set-it-and-forget-it way to achieve cosmetic weight loss, Ozempic is the new calorie-burning…

And other tech predictions that aged like milk — I don’t want to assume Facebook founder Suck Mockerberg can human emote like the rest of us, but I bet he is feeling some regret over the $24 billion he spent on a basic Fiverr rebranding package to change his company’s name to Meta. Everyone is giving up on the…

The glaring problem with money’s solutions — Not that I’m about to openly make a point for punching orphans, but that title still comes off as an unhinged nose dive into the Devil’s advocate’s ass crack, so let me explain. There’s nothing wrong with tricking the socially conscious into monthly donations. Sure this 1-star shit parade of…

Are these asswipes worth saving? — Pardon my naivete, but I’d always thought everything from white rhinos and pandas down to the most insignificant pond lizard was getting some sort of premium treatment whenever their population fell below “2020 toilet paper” numbers. No playing favorites, you know? Just because no one in the black market wants…

Your opinion doesn’t matter — I will admit to it, I am a snobbish gatekeeper. If there’s a closet full of us lined up at the end of the queer spectrum, please picture me coming out of it — but picture me right; not like some nose-pierced, beanbag-shaped, eggplant emoji-looking guy who says things like…

After centuries of gargantuan popularity, new generations are finally looking for alternative ways to bore themselves to death — I’m sure watching sports was the undisputable pinnacle of passive entertainment in the 40s and 50s, you know, back when the only alternative hobbies were skipping ropes and clinging to your virginity — but you can’t really blame new generations for moving on to day trading cryptocurrencies and making TikTok…