Why I’m Right to Be a Snobbish Gatekeeper

Your opinion doesn’t matter

Loudt Darrow

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Illustration by Robots. Creativity by Author.

I will admit to it, I am a snobbish gatekeeper.

If there’s a closet full of us lined up at the end of the queer spectrum, please picture me coming out of it — but picture me right; not like some nose-pierced, beanbag-shaped, eggplant emoji-looking guy who says things like “You’re not a true vegan unless you ejaculate…

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Loudt Darrow

Humor writer, great at small talk, and overall an extremely OK person