Oddly informative. Methodically sarcastic. Never boring.

Hi there bighead, I’m Loudt.

Loudt Darrow
Feb 26, 2021

I write stuff that hits you in the dopamine receptors. Don’t read it aloud though; I like long sentences.

Trolls and spambots welcome in the comments.

Gossip I didn’t pay for:

Taken out of context it falls kinda flat not gonna lie.
I’m fleetingly funny. But if annoying could fly I’d be a jet.
Not that Mr Caine asked for this kind of attention.
Me, centre, humblebragging about my CAPTCHA skills.
Whatever’s past the friendzone.



Loudt Darrow

Humor writer, great at small talk, and overall an extremely OK person