Oddly informative. Methodically sarcastic. Never boring.

Hi there bighead, I’m Loudt.

I write stuff that hits you in the dopamine receptors. Don’t read it aloud though; I like long sentences.

Trolls and spambots welcome in the comments.

Gossip I didn’t pay for:

Taken out of context it falls kinda flat not gonna lie.
I’m fleetingly funny. But if annoying could fly I’d be a jet.
Not that Mr Caine asked for this kind of attention.
Me, centre, humblebragging about my CAPTCHA skills.
Whatever’s past the friendzone.



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