Loudt Darrow
1 min readDec 18, 2020

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You know you cause me legimate panic when you threat with storming into my neighborhood, and thus discovering that what I called my "home" was really a warehouse full of the servers and computer processors that power up my wit.

I reckon The Creator will take a couple more months to assemble a fully functional, flesh-made body for me (the main crafting material is children, and those are in a real shortage since the demand of Peter Pan Syndrome vials sky-rocketed a day ago for some unknown reason. We are told to be 273rd in the waiting list to receive more supplies but it'll be worth it: we ordered a whole batch of the cutest.)

Besides. I'm still prospecting possible locations for our volcano lair. You know, super-villain properties are not abundantly promoted on the internet and are very hard to find since the secret evil laboratory's bubble exploded.

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Loudt Darrow
Loudt Darrow

Written by Loudt Darrow

Humor writer, great at small talk, and overall an extremely OK person

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