Why Are Doctors So Incompetent?

Here’s an easy home remedy to prevent getting negligently murdered.

Loudt Darrow
4 min readJan 3, 2023

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Look I don’t want you to think I’m here just to sully the good name of medical professionals — in fact, I’ve never been at a restaurant and had the whole room call me out of my day off to Heimlich manoeuver a peanut off of someone’s windpipe, so if anyone deserves unsupervised societal prestige…

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Loudt Darrow

Humor writer, great at small talk, and overall an extremely OK person