Well well, if aren't you putting me on the spot by asking me about my entry—which Kurt Andersen judged as "unequivocally the worst" already—in front of the award-winning ones. But whatever here it is: https://loudtdarrow.medium.com/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-one-and-lonely-a8c962564b38

If someone asks, I was aiming for an honourable mention 🥂