Well now that you mention it, I’d make a couple of corrections. In no particular order:

1. Thou shalt have no other Gods before me (unless science proves the existence of two or more deities, in which case you may use the affiliate worshiper link of your personal favourite)
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol unless you are a participant of the popular American singing talent show
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain if only when smashing your pinky toe really really hard against a corner
4. Thou shalt not kill but may be free to imagine it so and to even make a couple of Google queries about corpse management if thy neighbour really gets on your nerves
5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife. That’s literally what I invented porn for