Well, I disagree.

You have killer eyeliner skills and I have selfies to prove it. Maybe compressing the entire Volta della Cappella Sistina into the commissure of your eye may be out of your reach, but so is out Michelangelo's.

(Because he's dead).

But anyway. Well-researched piece Wilcox; good sources. I have a source that has always told me one of your sources is, and I quote, "very handsome."

But since my source is my mum, she's probably biased.