So if my woman ever goes keto in January I know the thing's pretty much hopeless.

Conversely, a small doughnut means the husband should be paying special attention to his wife on Valentine’s day. His sexual satisfaction is clearly at risk, and the small doughnut should be considered a final war…
I Use Doughnuts to Measure Penises
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So if my woman ever goes keto in January I know the thing's pretty much hopeless.
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Written by Loudt Darrow1.1K Followers
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Humor writer, great at small talk, and overall an extremely OK person
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