Really Dumb Things You Do in the Morning

There’s no need to get fancier than “get up and feel like working.”

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What’s that self-help subgenre that straight-faced tells you about the benefits of taking a dump at the exact same meridian as Elon Musk?

Ah, morning routines.

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