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Never Thought I’d Say This But Pedophilia Is Going Mainstream
Slowly, but steadily
Got 8 dollars, a clean conscience, and a perverse desire to burn them both on a single credit card swipe?
Go purchase a subscription to someone like Diana Deets then, and you’ll get to see her 16-year-old face (that’s a “1” and a “6”) performing all the R-rated, toy-assisted, lingerie-coated, graphic adult content you would expect from a thriving OnlyFans account.
10,000 paying subscribers can’t be wrong!
Diana — or CoconutKitty, as she is known online and in the nightmares that will come haunt you from this day forward — is past the peak of girlhood herself. She’s around her 30s, but with the help of some clever image editing and Olympic-level pirouetting over the ethical balance beam, she can make herself look like she still belongs to Teen Vogue’s reader demographic.
And ever since she started photoshopping her face lassie and doing this depraved “juvenile engaged in siliconed self-gratification” bit on camera, she’s exploded in popularity.
Almost like the +2 million new followers she gained were part of a huge, untapped market.
Now, if you’d asked me, I’d say there was a pretty good reason why this market had been thoroughly secluded to the dark web…
