Loudt Darrow confirms that Loudt Darrow is really Loudt Darrow. As for his genealogical ties to that of Clarence Darrow, Loudt Darrow does not confirm nor denies this statement. On the allegations concerning his name having Germanic roots, Loudt Darrow has decided not to make any official declarations. Loudt Darrow's priority here is to write a response that is convoluted enough to perpetuate that headache.

Cause he's just annoying like that.