Kliif, you are too overthinking this one line about walk-in wardrobes that your took out of context because, I think, it happens not to describe your very specific life situation.

It's also curious how you stopped at that line when, several paragraphs above, I talked about "making an impulse buy at a vasectomy clinic" (clearly a reference to males slicing their testes inoperable) and "smartphone radiation overcooking our baby makers" (clearly a reference to male sperm not working).

You also said that "millenial couples nowadays are putting it off because so and so."

Yes.

I literally talk about that. In the article.

In short: someone that takes the time to understand the full argument could never infer I'm putting the blame on women. I pick on dudes, I pick on women, I even pick on babies being annoying and I pick on myself not wanting to be working when I'm 87.

And yes I make jokes along the way. Shoot me