In that case you're in luck dear, for I do not only share with Columbus the fact that I too reside somewhere in the realm of España, and that I too have a dedicated key to the letter "ñ" on my QWERTY display—I also share his adventurous verve.

Perhaps not as reckless as having me enticed to "sign up for wars." But I'd charge into battle if I'm provided with an extravagantly embellished rapier and a clause in my insurance specifically stating that, should I become stranded in the course of the dispute, Tom Hanks will accommodate my rescuing in his Thursday schedule.

But anyway. As for adventures: I've found you (some version of you, at least). It only took me 8 hours to master the interface. Sometimes the first foot's reluctance to be lifted is not due to excess of weight, but lack of instruction.