How to Succeed in Sports Without a Penis

Women’s sports have a crotch problem. Or do they?

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Not to be dull and unromantic, but if Jack in Titanic had found out Rose wasn’t packing a hairy vajingo for a front bottom you can be sure the two love birds would’ve taken turns aboard the wood plank — such is the power of the vajayjay. Car doors will be opened before you, handkerchiefs retrieved, and like a…