*Cue ‘Jaws’ theme*

Here’s How Sharks Do More Than You to Fight Climate Change

Cows eat the grass. Sharks kill the cows.

The Gulf Stream (1889) by Winslow Homer (Public Domain) (Modified by author)

If I learned anything from the movie Jaws (and I haven’t) is that sharks don’t have the type of face you’d wanna ask to buy a recycled bracelet for your beach clean-up initiative.