Hi there, bighead.

I’m Loudt.

My Mission Statement® for each of my articles is to create a potion of hilarious, educational sardonicism that will dopamine-hit you into having the smartest opinion in the room. That way you can finally stop wearing a bonnet as a replacement for being interesting.

Here’s some cool stuff people have said about me:

That Matt Damon joke is way funnier in context.
It’s true, I’m funny. But if annoying could fly, I’d be a jet.
I bet Michael Caine’s asshole has never received this kind of attention before.
I suppose I could’ve used a real one, but I really wanted to tell you about my CAPTCHA skills.
The best one.

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I’ll get you confidently opinionated, or I’ll refund your boring personality right away (no questions asked).

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