Oddly informative. Methodically sarcastic. Never boring.

Hi there bighead, I’m Loudt.

I write stuff that hits you in the dopamine receptors. Don’t read it aloud though; I like long sentences.

Trolls and spambots welcome in the comments.

Gossip I didn’t pay for:

Taken out of context it falls kinda flat not gonna lie.

I’m fleetingly funny. But if annoying could fly I’d be a jet.

Not that Mr Caine asked for this kind of attention.

Me, centre, humblebragging about my CAPTCHA skills.

Whatever’s past the friendzone.