A *degree*? In *physics*? Doesn't ring a bell. Tell me more.

That scene was supposed to be kept within the privacy of our collective consciousness, Wilcox. Although I reckon so far the scene has been but a dream. It could certainly use the validity and prestige of becoming a peer-reviewed fantasy.

Onwards.

Don't forget to mention me in the Acknowledgements section when you publish the article (silly me—I will be mentioned plenty of times throughout. By the time you get to the Acknowledgements people will be worrying about both my sanity and yours.)