I’m Loudt.

I write highbrow, wisecracking stories for the annoyingly intelligent.

At their worst, they’ll make you less stupid. But occasionally I’ll score a banger that will help you become the jesting know-it-all that all your friends deserve to be interrupted by.

Here’s some cool stuff people have said about me:

That Matt Damon joke is way funnier in context.

Loudt Darrow

Loudt Darrow

Sharing fun, fast ideas. Smartass, but trying to be entertaining about it. Words in cool places like Start it Up, Curious, TWC, Ascent, and mum’s fridge door.