PinnedLoudt DarrowHi there, bighead.I’m Loudt. I write highbrow, wisecracking stories for the annoyingly intelligent.1 min read·Feb 26, 2021--9--9
Loudt DarrowinBrain LabsThanks to AI Chatbots, Anyone Can Steal Money Online NowThe new gold rush about rushing the gold out of other people’s pockets.·4 min read·Sep 1, 2023--5--5
Loudt DarrowinBrain LabsYoung People Aren’t Marrying Anymore — and It’s Women’s FaultWhy marriage plummeted in popularity right after feminists ‘fixed it’·4 min read·Jun 26, 2023--11--11
Loudt DarrowinBrain LabsThis Will Forever Change How You Watch Videos on the InternetAnd it will be for the worse·5 min read·Jun 12, 2023--2--2
Loudt DarrowinBrain LabsNo One Is ‘Happy to Be Fat’ — and This Weight-Loss Magic Drug Just Proved ItThe ugly side effects of being extremely attractive·4 min read·May 8, 2023--3--3
Loudt DarrowinBrain LabsAI Has Already Wiped Out a Billion-Dollar IndustryAnd other tech predictions that aged like milk·5 min read·Apr 14, 2023--7--7
Loudt DarrowinBrain LabsNever Give Money to CharityThe glaring problem with money’s solutions·5 min read·Apr 8, 2023--1--1
Loudt DarrowinMuddyUmThe Pros of Letting Pandas Go ExtinctWe have the money to keep them alive. Should we, though?·7 min read·Mar 1, 2023--3--3
Loudt DarrowWhy I’m Right to Be a Snobbish GatekeeperYour opinion doesn’t matter·3 min read·Feb 7, 2023--5--5
Loudt DarrowinMuddyUmWatching Sports Is Going Out of FashionAfter centuries of gargantuan popularity, new generations are finally looking for alternative ways to bore themselves to death·5 min read·Feb 3, 2023--3--3
